Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have decided to battle out their clashing personalities in Instagram comments, and the insults deserve a compilation of their own.
1. ‘Who wrote this for you?’
About a month ago, Kourtney posted a picture of herself during glam while talking to family friend Larsa Pippens. She captioned the photo with a cute “phone calls with boo bear“. Not letting her get away with some affection towards her friend, Khloe shot back, “I’ve never heard you say boo bear before. Who wrote this for you?”
The comment quickly amassed thousands of likes as fans appreciated the subtle digs from Khloe, who is known to be the sister with the more lethal humor. What they did not know at the time was that Khloe had a lot more of that humor in store, and she delivered it non-stop during Kourtney’s never-ending Italian vacation with boyfriend Younes Bendijima.
2. How not to pose – a lesson by Kourtney Kardashian
On one of the first pictures Kourtney posted from her vacation, Khloe wrote, “I love this whole ‘I’m not posing-pose’ you’re deciding to do. It’s a vibe.” Not one to be left behind, Kourtney responded with a sharp, “we can do a lesson when I’m back. The first one is free, for you.”
Point for Kourtney.
3. When you’re nice with a sting
Of course when Khloe Kardashian is nice to one of her sisters, you know there’s a zinger involved. Kourtney posted the following picture of herself with pal Scotty Cunha. Khloe commented saying, “Is this a hot body contest or something?” Effectively, her comment had the same effect on Kourtney’s nonchalant half-naked photo as Younes’, “that’s what you need to show to get likes?” but fans appreciated this one more because it came from the sister, not the boyfriend.
4. Truth bombs
Khloe said what everyone was thinking: why did Kourtney miss Khloe’s return to California, her birthday and her 4th of July party to be on vacation? Voicing fans, Khloe wrote, “I come back in town and you leave the next day. Should I catch the hint?”
Her creative juices must have been flowing, because she added another comment, “Are you lost at sea?”
5. A punch at the creativity
Kourtney posted a jovial picture of herself and her son buying some gelato. Her caption read “17:00 everyday”. Intent on not letting her sister get too full of herself, Khloe captioned writing, “This was the caption you chose???”
6. A second punch at the creativity
After a bunch of random attacks at this, that and the other, Khloe decided that Kourtney’s captions were her weakest point and focused all her energy into targeting those. When Kourtney posted this picture of herself enjoying the sun and some Italian bread with the caption “yep, more focaccia“, Khloe commented, “I’m so glad to see you finally thought of a caption! If you asked me one more time I would have punched you in the throat.”
Bringing the game back to a level, Kourtney replied, “like you’re pretty much obsessed with me I’m starting to get scared.”
7. A third punch at the creativity – do you even caption bro?
Clearly Khloe does not buy that Kourtney is capable of any creativity. When Kourtney posted this picture in an Italian library with the caption “studying abroad”, Khloe replied saying, “How many people did you ask to get this caption?”
8. Lethal reality checks
In her most lethal reality check yet, Khloe brought Kourtney down to planet Earth with a major bang. Clearly feeling herself a bit too much, Kourtney captioned her most recent picture, “i don’t even know my name anymore, they call me gorgeous.”
Not having it, Khloe replied writing, “Well you could of asked me what your name is! I’ll remind you, it’s Kourtney Kardashian !”
Judging by this back-and-forth, we can clearly depend on Khloe Kardashian to keep Kourtney’s ego in check for the rest of her time on social media. Long live the clapback (K)ueen!